Twas The Night Before T-Give

Twas the night before Thanksgiving about 7 o'clock
everyone was getting ready for Paul's, even Melanie Laycock
The Coronas were laid on the bar with care
in hopes that everyone in Williamsburg under 30 soon would be there

The night starts out quiet for the first couple drinks
but then the place erupts with laughter when someone says "Is that Leslie Frink?"
From that point on the crowd continues to get loose
while Joe and Ryan serve beer and shots with some random juice

It's asses to elbows all through the bar
and it doesn't take long to see you aren't getting far
So you talk to your buddies and decide to stay put
when you see Ty Hardin and ask "Basketball 1 or by foot?"

Wow! Who is that fine feline I see over there?
she looks kinda young, but why do I care?
I stroll over say hi and tell her my name
and somehow she is buying my very awkward game

So I sit there ignoring my boys for this stranger
becuase the plans I have for this chick has a baby and a manger
And just when I think I'm gonna get laid
Bonnie Kona comes over and says "You met my sister who just finished 12th grade?"

I stumble straight over to tell my story to my boys
when from a distance I hear an old friend making noise
Tommy Lane yells "Yo, what's going on dude?"
and I must go over and chat or it would be rude

My buzz is a fading, I start to feel sick
I've got to get home or do something quick
Then what to my wondering eyes should appear
but two shots of Jaager and a pitcher of beer

There's Beezer, There's Tony, There's Kia, There's Joe
Where's Chop?, Where's Nasty?, WAIT! Where's Katie Casto?
To the back near the bathroom, to the front by the wall
Now CHUG YOUR BEER, CHUG YOUR BEER CHUG YOUR BEER ALL!

As quick as shooter, oh how the night does fly
when talkng to Toepke, Singley and some Lafayette guy
As soon as it started the night starts to wind down
when some guy you don't know decides it's time for one more round

So you say bye to everyone that you can remember their name
and tell all your buddies you are so glad you came
One more swig, another shot, grab a Holly and a slice
and you walk out the door feeling quite nice

Stumble outside and look for a lift
when you see a chick on the sidewalk that looks like Taylor Swift
Someone yells "Douche, that's Julian! Now get in the cab!"
you yell "Wait I think I forgot to pay my tab!"

To the house with the Grecian, then crash in my bed
with visions of Kona's sister still dancing in my head
And then the next morning while still tasting beer
I hear my self mumble "Can't wait til next year."